Jumblebutt the Guddlebuff

Tori Shire’s Guddlebuff pet, Roaster, recently died,

So, Tori’s mother, Grace, brought them to the the market to buy a new one to bring inside.

The shop was small and colorful with one giant pen,

That all the Guddlebuffs were neatly kept within.

The Guddlebuffs were roughly the size of a guinea pig,

Hairless, clothed, with a square shaped snout and floppy ears that looked too big.

The Guddlebuffs have large eyebrow arches and a flat forehead.

They have small beady eyes and little ball noses that come in shades of red.

They have too many teeth that are all sharp and pointed,

They have thick and long tongues and limbs double jointed.

Tori buried her face in her mother’s arm.

“We can’t just replace Roaster,” she cried with alarm.

Grace wrapped her daughter close to her chest.

“I know this is hard, Sweetie, but let’s try our best.

“Look at this brown one so small and so cute,”

But Tori stood defiantly, arms crossed and mute.

“What would you want to name this little guy?”

Tori turned her back to the Gudflebuffs, but was looking out the corner of her eye.

With her arms still crossed and a pout, Tori answered her,

“I think his name should be Jumblebutt,” as the animal started to purr.

Grace scrunched her nose at her daughter’s strange notion.

“How about we call him Jumble?” While the other Guddlebuffs were making a commotion.

“Noooo!” Tori squealed, “Jumblebutt!”

Grace threw up her hands! “Okay, Tori, whatever you want!” As the small creature rolled over and stuck out his gut.

Guddlebuffs have antibacterial and antiviral tongues that clean

Soap scum, grime, and most anything.

Leave a Guddlebuff in a bathroom for an hour,

And open it up to a clean sink, toilet and shower.

And depending what a Guddlebuff eats, they poop out crystal, glass and metal coins,

That are valuable and used for jewelry and trading for goods or food like pork loins.

Grace was ready for a new Guddlebuff in her home.

So, she handed Jumblebutt to Tori, so she could purchase her pet with his bed made of foam.

Tori giggled as Jumblebutt wiped his red nose on her wrist,

Then, licked her hand, leaving no spot missed.

Grace was glad to see her daughter smile again,

And glad her daughter had made a new friend.