At the University of Clayton,
Where young AI men stand around swapping stories of their creation.
They where baggy clothes, yet stand very still,
Then the young AI walk with a swagger to show he is operational.
In this instant there were three very different AI standing outside the gas and oil station.
Watching the pretty AI of all compilation.
Discussing the meaning of two very similar words.
And they sounded quite silly, yes, they sounded absurd!
”Stout versus Portly? I think their the same,
”They both describe fat men, in any definition.”
“Ah yes”, says another, while venting off steam,
“But portly is to be admired and stout is to be brave in alternative meanings,”
A third AI who stood chugging with a steam engine,
Said, “I think in this instance there may be more than one right answer to this equation.”
The first, said, “But I do implore you, there can be only one winner in this contest!
”We require your opinion on what is truly the best!
”Are they the same, or are they not, we must conclude!”
”Chug chug chug… Well if one is forced to decide,
”I declare they are different, I do so confide.”
The first AI clicks and rolls dials in protest.
”Don’t be so vulgar! It’s like you’re possessed!”
(Young AI adults loved the concepts of an organic brain,
With a mental illness, rendering it insane!
They assumed this was like contracting a special virus,
Where they could keep functioning, but a little bit less.)
The second AI vented more steam,
Then declares his victory and its implied meaning.
”Pay up Comrade!” And stuck out his palm,
And when the two shaked, there was a financial transaction.
AI’s love to gamble and more so to win!
They experience superiority to hold over fellow men!
The third AI
After watching a pretty girl go by,
Said, “Chug chug chug… So how about a new query?”
”What is the proper way to spell fearie?”
